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Derek

He’s a wonderful guy And you’ll think he only likes you and he always will love you he may treat you well you may buy you gifts he may go on dates with you but everything will start going down once he says this “ in a room of all the girls of the world I would pick you “ in your mind your going to think oh wow i know he would pick me he would never choose me over any girl we’re number 1 besties on snap for 2 weeks in a row!! well here’s the reality slowly he would become dry and start responding with “k” “mhm” “cool” “nice” and next is that you’ll see him start talking to another girl with huge breasts, a big ass ,nice shoes ,nice style,pretty makeup, perfect teeth, and that 1 year with him and how close you two got it will mean nothing that girl he started talking to took you place in just one day and next he only responds with emojis you in add him to get over him but than you noticed he’s not in the ignored on snap he unadded you too and next they break up and you guys both lost connection and are no longer friends and so as they say “every story comes to an end” this is where it most likely ends.

Derek will most likely love you for a period of time

by Youfuckingbitch June 30, 2022

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Derek

A stupid person who is bad at fortnite and eats with his mouth open. Does not comprehend common sense but is known as a rat.

Dam that guy's a rat he must be a Derek.
You fucking rat
Sup rat

by Brybry101 June 4, 2018

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Derek

He seems nice at first. Then once he gains your trust he sleeps with you best friend. Then pretends you don’t exist

Girl 1: oh hey Derek what’s up

Derek: I’m breaking up with you for your best friend. I need all my stuff back

by 5adho3 December 4, 2019

1👍 1👎


Derek

A small sized human with hair that can set fire to any paper who can talk for 3 days about the same thing without taking any breaths. Simply annoying.

Wow, that Jeff is really being a Derek tonight

by llllllllllol February 4, 2010

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Derek

A cool kid that likes to do BMX, smack the booties of other dudes, and shit like that, hes funny but gay. Well...most likely. Hes got muscle but thats to either attract gay men or try to impress other guys with stunning chizzled abs somehow. He comes to school with scars on his leg or maybe his arm saying that its from riding his bike but its really from him asking his friend kyron to be kinky and whip him HARD. BUT, overall hes funny and has a good attitude and would make a real good friend. (besides his addiction to raspberry iced tea)

person 1: DANG did you see derek with all of those scars?

person 2: YESS!! him and kyron must of got really rough last night o.o

by Sheriff and his deputy February 15, 2012

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Derek

Not the most attractive but the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He is always there for you no matter what. He is a great boyfriend and a hottie in bed

Damn i heard you have a Derek i've always wanted one

by PoPoQuisha December 6, 2015

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Derek

Small, foolish, annoying. Isn't caught up on the worlds news. Isn't great in school. Very bothersome

Derek: (doing homework) how do you multiply again?

by Cheerleader1119 December 1, 2015

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