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hasnt had a shower in weeks and doesn't give the extra wing
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The day after a sleepless night or an all-night party ... when you are so tired that every experience seems dusty and you just need to get through it to get to bed and sleep.
Don't ask me to do anything important, after Alina's party I'm having a dusty day today.
Greatest Soul singer ever, a person who is capable of delivering a sense of longing into her music despite the complexity level of her materials. Also notable for launching the "Beehive Hair and Panda Eyes" look that was later adopted and alternated by Amy Winehouse. Dusty is also a good friend of Lulu, Pet Shop Boys and Elton John.
A: Can't believe my 15-year-old son likes Dusty Springfield...
B: It's Dusty! Who can possibly dislike her?
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Nurse: Sir, you've been in a coma for the past 2 months
Sir: Oh boy! I can't wait to drop Dusty Depot!
A dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare sexual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. The man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman's anus (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman's anus). After a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman's buttocks. Once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.
Hooker: "Hey baby, want some company tonight?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"
When you take the hairs of your weed and mix it with the keef in a grinder chamber.
Yo man did you just finish grinding that bud? We should pack a dusty hairy.
Fucking a woman over 53 years of age and splooging inside her. When you pull out you have dust and cream all over your cock.
So I banged Betty White yesterday and had the biggest Dusty Creamcone afterwards. My dick was covered in dust and pussy residue.
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