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a porn addict who liked to beat the meat and likes to play with his joystick and likes that ebony booty
he is such a mexican miguel
Best baseball player alive and won the triple crown in 2012 which was the first time a position player won the triple crown since 1967 and Miggy is fun to watch and he’s funny
Miguel Cabrera is the greatest baseball player of all time
also known as...."the" Duck, or Penguin. He has many duckies!!!! He is the duck king.I mean he sure can be my king any day. heh
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When a woman finger-fucks her boyfriend in the ass and then rubs her soiled finger on his upper lip, creating a smelly shit mustache. This offer null and void if he already has a real mustache. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one for the girls.
I got so sick of my guy asking me to finger-fuck his ass that I gave him a Dirty Miguel to teach him a lesson.
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A Miguel's dick is mostly higher than 7 inches by the time he is aged 15 he wants to change the world by making something but mostly because he wants to get free money from the invention so he never has to work again Miguel is an awesome guy who has been through a lot but makes sure others are happy in the way he never was
Miguel's dick is huge
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He dates girls not who are "pretty faced" yet somehow you tend to worship the girl because she gives you sexual urges or she is being manipulated by Miguel's unselfish tactics and generously charming abilities. Spoils his girl way too much yet never gets mad. Miguel will never expect anything from you
Miguel is a nasty guy(meaning unpleasant) you dont want to get involved with him.
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A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure
Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!
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