Prison Missile

The act of putting a bar of soap in a condom to get i slinging force and launching it across the mess hall killing another inmate.

LilNuz yells - Get down he has a prison missile!

*LilSwag launches the Prison missile.*

*LilNuz - Struck in the head and dies. *

care missile

Metaphorically describes someone's attempt to make you care, often about something that matters about as much as a gram of piss. The care missile is generally depicted as a large nuclear warhead with a smiley face visible somewhere on its body. Make sure to notify the launcher when the missile doesn't hit its mark.

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Ryan: Oh my God, dude. I ate this taco five minutes ago and I just about shat my pants.

Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.

Curtis Missile

When an item of clothing is wrapped like a missile and fired across the room in efforts to avoid or escape a troubling situation.

“ did you just see that? He told me to his job then performed a Curtis missile”.

jizz missile

A shot of semen fired from a mans penis.

After I fired a jizz missile in my girlfriends mouth, I got up and left.

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Missile Tits

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

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jager missile

A jager bomb, but with 4 times the jager, and virtually no energy beverage

John: You guys want some jager bombs? (John proceeds to concoct Nick a beverage)
Nick: (sips freshly created beverage) Damn, this is pretty much a "jager missile"
John: Yeah...my bad dude

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Missile pad

The act of putting toilet paper in the toilet first, and then taking a dump on top of it. The outcome is a turd floating above the water creating a terrible stench. This is a great thing to leave in a public bathroom, or anyones bathroom that you despise.

Mike: Man, who blew the bathroom up? Somebody shit in here on top of a big wad of paper, it looks like a Hershey's Kiss
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!

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