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A poor ass kid who has to pay his family's bill, about $500 a month too. The kid is usually in high school and works at a grocery store, while his mother works two jobs, and gets fired every week. And his "Dad" (not his biological father) grows "spices" (marijuana) in the basement and sells it to private customers. Also, the father is psychotic, and watches porn while his young children are watching and theres a babysitter there.
A Parker would also buy really expensive shoes to try and show he's not poor. Shoes such as RBK Pumps and Air Force Ones. These shoes cause a huge debt for his family.
A Parker will also never shower, and have long diry hair, and also lie constantly. A Parker is usually trying to pick up girls way out of his league too, and gets constant reject.
A Parker's mother will also take you out for dinner, and then ask for $10 when you're done your meal.
"Hey guys, I got a new roof for my house"
"Dude, you just painted it red, don't pull a Parker on us."
"Hey guys, I take baths with my brothers."
"Dude, you just totally pulled a Parker by taking a bath with your brothers."
"Hey guys, my Dad grows spices in the basement."
"It's weed dude. Don't pull a Parker on us."
"Hey guys, I work at the grocery store with my mom"
"Dude, you just pulled a Parker."
"Hey guys, I got dragged across the floor by and old man and liked it"
"Dude, you totally pulled a Parker if you liked it."
"Dude, he's not even your real father."
"YES! Ron is my Dad!"
"That's a total Parker there."
"Hey Daddio!"
"Shut the fuck up, clean up that puke, and don't be a Parker and say daddio!"
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The smallest "city" in the united states... with a lovely population made up of mostly a family that had 16 kids. It used to have a pool till the city couldnt afford it anymore. It also had a movie theatre in like the 50's. It is home to a grocery store that is over priced and the food is expired.
In between Foxburg and Bruin lies Parker
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Mutha Fcuking Gay ass homo WHo will Fucking die cause he a fucking muthafucking gay ass homosexual
"You man u one gay ass parker"
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A person who likes soccer and has a tiny sasquatch looking penis covered in hair.
Girl 1 : Omg Johny is such a Parker dont date him.
Girl 2 : Ohk, I wont. I have had sex with a Parker before and it wasnt pretty.
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a little bitch boy
actual dumbass, and not in a good way
sam: do you know parker?
jackson: oh! the dumbass one?
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Parker is passionate about people and loves Jesus. He's rocked the man bun since birth, and embraces the inner hipster inside of him.
Parker is speaking tonight! BE THERE!
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A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.
A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.
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