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Describing a difficult task.
How hard was it getting that couch to the third floor apartment? Like getting socks on a rooster.
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The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.
“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”
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1. A situation where one realizes that they do not know themselves as well as they think, shattering their grip on reality.
2. A horrible, failed attempt at saying something profound.
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1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.
2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts
He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.
So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.
She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.
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A very strong alcohalic beverage consisting of everclear, sprite, and country time lemonade mix
Sean: why is this shit called rooster juice?
David: cause it will knock your cock off.
*one hour later*
Sean: holy shit
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When you stop someone from having sexual relations with a member of the opposite sex. Commonly used so you dont have to call your girlfriends best friend a cock block in front of her.
Rooster= cock, Wall=block
see cock block
Man 1: I almost got in my girls pants but her friend kept calling so we had to leave to pick her up.
Man 2: Damn. Rooster Wall-ed
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when your balls are beet red, also a homo, fag
dude, that guy is such a flaming rooster
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