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noun; An humongous 4x4, ridiculously large for suburban streets, the favoured transport of soccer moms and guys with teeny weenies.
The carpark, designed to accommodate 20 cars, was available to only 5 vehicles as all the 5 were Urban Shermans.
The Maine town where all the hot ladies on Tagged.com are supposedly from.
It made me really suspicious that a lot of the seemingly "too good to be true" drop-dead-gorgeous ladies' profiles on Tagged.com stated that they were from Sherman Mills, Maine --- from looking at Google Maps, it appeared to me to be merely a minuscule "way out in da boonies" settlement with just some scattered houses and farmland... not exactly a "heavenly Mecca" of "available" damsels. So "just for s**ts 'n' giggles", I took a jaunt up into Aroostook County last September to see for myself (the trip wouldn't be wasted in any case, of course, since I always love going for relaxing drives along scenic rural roads, anyway, and the Fall colors were at their peak), and I discovered that I was 100% correct --- the area is indeed just a nondescript "one-horse" village with absolutely nothing remarkable about it whatsoever... it isn't even a "regular" town with stores and shops, in fact, but merely a crossroads of several converging lanes and rural byways. So now, whenever I see a profile on Tagged where the gal claims to be from Sherman Mills, I just "X" out of the page without even reading further on it --- I automatically assume that it's just a scammer-profile that's just out to make money off of lonely guys.
An expert level sex move only the bravest dare attempt.
After completing a Sherman Yank, you might feel a distinct burning sensation. That's just the ammo getting ready to cook off.
AKA "The Sizzles"
Guy 1: "Dude, I just did my first Sherman Yank!"
Guy 2: "Really? Dude that's fucking insane! How'd it go?"
Guy 1: "Went according to plan considering I had to go to the ER to repair my dick."
Cigarette dipped in liquid PCP
Champagne for breakfast, and a sherman in my hand.