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A person who is better than everyone, smarter than anyone, and secretly has super human powers. Like being Awsome. Everyone knows who he is. Girls want to date him. Guys want to be him. He is as smart as an Asian and cool as a popular kid. He is the best person you will ever know. He is better than all. He rules all!
"Ryan is not a Thomas", Says Ben
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cho choo; you hear that? must be thomas the train
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Thomas is a hot boy with a good looking body!
His personality is awesome and all the girls love him, he is so handsome!!!
His masculin eyebrows draws everyones attention, after getting kanoen to A girl he gets her straight to bed...
Nobody can compare to his fingering skills, and his tongue is like made of God himself!
Even better is his perfect penis, and he knows excactly how to use it for pleasuring A woman. With his skills everyone is capable of achieving an orgasm within 5 minutes!
bodythomas
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A large burly man who ususally lives in high places such as mountains. Most noteable for the copping of trees with his bear penis. Most say he is a giant, however he is a bear. He protects the forrests of corruption with his arsonal of weapons. He is feirce so DO NOT approach, unless you have a deathwish by dickings.
"I was in the woods when I got attacked by a Thomas!"
"No wonder why you have no face... and penis."
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If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy, oh yeah I would know cause my name's Thomas.
*Thomas walks down school hallway
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.
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Thomas is a big ass ugly monster lookin guy. Thomas is very hairy and look like an autistic ogre. Although he is as ugly as a dried up piece of shit, he is a king of the ice. When it comes to hockey, no one stops him in his league. When Thomas was a teen his was ripped as fuck and looked like a 30 year old rapist but acted like a 6 year old. This Italian motherfucker sure likes to eat. You put a desk near his mouth it will be gone before he grows his next beard. Oh but don't forget about the girls. Thomas attracts far chicks that squeal like pigs but Thomas never dates them because he eats them before he knows what they look like.
"Thomas stop trying to eat the tv. I know it look yummy but you'll die" - Bob
"I don't care" - Thomas
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A Thomas is that one autistic kid in your life who's also unimaginably retarded and genuinely believes he's Wario.
Look at that retard smacking his ass in front of a girl like Wario. He's such a Thomas.
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