Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

Skunk truffle

A freshly disimpacted bowel that when sliced in half resembles a truffle mushroom.

After my three day bender, I laid the nastiest skunk truffle during my break at work. They almost evacuated the office.

gusset truffle

When you get a bit too excited during a fun activity and pop a little surprise shit out.

Barry spat a gusset truffle out trying to beat Blanka on Street Fighter 2.

cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.

"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"

doody truffle

The act of replacing a truffle with a a piece of poop

Look jimmy he's eating a doody truffle

Truffle Butter

A mix of semen and poop

Oh yea spread that Truffle Butter all over me

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truffle butter

It's made with all-natural sweet cream butter, real black truffle pieces and real black truffle juice with a touch of black truffle oil and soy sauce for seasoning and depth of flavor. In other words, it's FOOD! Dumbasses.

Talkin Filet's with the Truffle Butter.

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