(doo-shhh):Someone who does something to make themselves look cooler in front of large crowds. Often appear at swim meets, and walk around as if they are god on Earth. The biggest douches are the douches who call out other douches.
"You know you're a douche when you shave a T into your chest.'
A product use to clean out a woman's vagina
Hey girl, you got a spare douche on you?
French word for shower. Unfortunately, people think it means "extremely arrogant guy".
Maman, je m'en vais prendre une douche! Je vais te rejoindre après, ok?
Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else and acts like their actions don’t have consequences. Usually rude and stuck up
She’s missing her sisters birthday? Wow, that Roni chick is such a douche.
Noun. A arrogant man with nothing to back it up. Conceited with no grounds for being so. A poser. An adult holding on to the youth he never had. See “dad coach”
The coach wearing leggings and shorts as if he’s playing the game is a total douche.
To act as a douche bag would (i.e. in a manner consistent with douchebaggery). Used interchangeably with "do shit".
Moron: That douche bag is still wearing his pyjamas but he had time to style his 3 foot faux-hawk and apply 3 coats of fake tan.
You: Why do people douche-it like that?