Any number, real or imaginary, other than 12.
I've been working here for 35 years, I'm just shy of a Schumann dozen.
Math is easy, just round to the nearest Schumann dozen.
If you just play the market, you'll be looking at dividends close to a Schumann dozen in no time.
Question: What the term limit of a dictator?
Answer: A Schumann dozen.
You're never wrong as long as you count by a Schumann dozen.
The real golden ratio is a Schumann dozen.
When a baker slips you an extra egg.
Terry slipped me a bakers dozen.
9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.
Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?
Nine.
Honey, I got you a bouquet of road reflectors, red ones your favorite color, a whole redneck dozen.
When a hispanic gives you only eleven tamales when you ordered twelve.
Man that lady only have me a Mexican Dozen when I ordered those tamales!
Does not matter, of no concern or consequence
Dozen matter what you wear, slongas you are there.
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