H is the most powerful letter in the alphabet, so much so it can make a lesser man disintegrate just by hearing it.
jim: oh hey john
john having heard 3 instances of H: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa-
jim now standing in a pile of his friends ashes: ah beans
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*tweet*: h
*reply*: why tf are you horny your cousin just fell down a cliff..