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laundry list

"Laundry list" refers to a list of characteristics or items that are generally considered to be mundane or distasteful. Items on the list tend to pile up, just like dirty laundry.

No partying for me this weekend. I have a huge laundry list of shit to take care of.

I started out being optimistic, but this laundry list just keeps getting longer and longer...

by banzaimonkey August 15, 2007

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Laminated List

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.

A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe

by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004

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Georg Listing

Bassist for German rock band Tokio Hotel.
Born Georg Moritz Hagen Listing on March 31, 1987 in Halle, Germany.
His favourite bands are Fall Out Boy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Oasis.
Has somewhat of a reputation for being a ladies man alongside Tom Kaulitz, Tokio Hotel's guitarist.

Girl 1: Georg Listing is blatantly the hottest member of Tokio Hotel.
Girl 2: NUH-UH! Tom Kaulitz is!
(repeat above dialogue 31031987 times until you come to an agreement or just beat the other fangirl to a pulp XD)

by Katarina Michela March 7, 2008

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gay list

A list of people you would do if you were gay.

Bruce Willis is on my gay list.

by Sooze123 September 29, 2007

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elevator list

An elevator list is a list of all of the people that you're allowed to have sex with if your ever stuck in an elevator with them.

LUCAS: Isnโ€™t it โ€˜Five Minutes in the Closetโ€™?

BROOKE: Yeah, if youโ€™re in junior high. But the great part about this is; you know how everybody has their elevator list?

SKILLS: What?

BROOKE: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people youโ€™re allowed to have sex with if youโ€™re ever stuck in an elevator with them.

SKILLS: Halle Berry.

FERGIE: Beyonce.

PEYTON: Jack Black.

MOUTH: Brooke Davis.

BROOKE: Well! Everybody makes a list and if two people have each others namesโ€ฆfive minutes in the elevator

by Sarah. C. November 14, 2005

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shit list

The list of banned, blacklisted.

He's on the shit list. Don't let him in.

by Neurowave February 22, 2003

177๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


waiting list

Slang used by private schools to say "no" nicely. Few people actually get admitted from it.

For people who don't know, the waiting list is a thing (apparently) that they have that they collect people if it is too late to be admitted for the private school. If someone drops out of admission to a certain private school someone from the waiting list will be admitted.

That's what they say, but nobody knows.

"We'll put you on the waiting list."
"Ah shit the waiting list!"

by Hello moto August 15, 2006

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