alan is super gay has no penis and is in relationship with kevin
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Alan-Someone who probably fornicates with their father and/or gets Eiffel Towerβd by his cats. Usually suspected by many to be gay. Very knowledgeable about useless, esoteric facts.
Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything bad or thought to be bad.
Ryan-Did you here about Alan?
Tom-No, what is it? Is he Alan?
Ryan-Itβs true, heβs super Alan. He doesnβt only fuck his cats but also hates black people.
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This person is really cool and is the hottest man alive. Please go and be his friend because a Alan is pog. He is super cool
Bill: Are you Alan?
Alan: Yes
Bill: You are automatically cool
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Alan is a fat bitch he thinks he dresses good but doesnβt. He sucks one of his friends off usually at all times. HE IS VERY FAT. HE GETS NO GIRLS AT ALL and he will most likely have a small penis
Hi Alan give me all of your fatness baby
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An Alan usually spends most of his day sucking dick mostly 4 inches long. An Alan can also be gay and he tends to use his 1 cm dick and tries to stick it in his mouth but he will just be there all day trying to put it in his mouth. But donβt mistake that because they are usually really cool and funny
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Baby faced fuck head who keeps a dumbass pharaoh looking beard cause he thinks it makes him look older, but he has no idea how to style a beard right, so we end up with the pharaoh monstrosity he sports. A huge nerd, especially with Star Wars, and kind of an asshole. Heβll only talk to you when he wants to, otherwise heβll ignore you. Extremely high sex drive and is hung af.
That boy Alan is such a fuck head
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