No one asked

Used for people who forget that they are irrelevant and provide information that is as irrelevant as them

Jonny: Where is my pen
Raed: ur pen sucks
Jonny: no one asked u dipshit

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Didn't ask

When someone doesn't care about what you just said

Hey, did you know the fruit orange and the color orange are spelt the same. Ok didn't ask.

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Ask the Oracle

Googling the net for definitive answers.

I didn't know if it was a bad idea to mix those meds, so I decided to ask the Oracle and she told me they were the primary ingredients of vomit and comas.

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a big ask

Apparently used once by Alf in Home and Away, this is an odd phrase which turns the verb ask into a noun. Of all things! Research indicates that it is generally used in sports and business, and randomly by Australians. It also seems to have been embraced by Friends of the Earth, being the name of their campaign against climate change.

I know it's a big ask, but can you stop climate change?

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Asking Alexandria

A plague given to the world by a few British emo kids that wanted to be br00tal. Six years later, their music could be used at Guantanamo bay, on death row to execute prisoners or just make REAL metal bands angry.

Slayer would eat asking Alexandria for breakfast

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ask the rask

ask the rask or rask the ask means go to hell you are not worth of receiving an answer

qaz12: anyone have know where to find the
qaz12: accept Cof mission code
savsuds: the wiki tab up above
Kamyshin: you can ask the rask for help as well

Kamyshin: dafuq is lastload?
Azunai: ask the rask

Insta-Ask

When you ask your followers a question on Instagram

I don't know where to go when I go to San Francisco! I should insta-ask and see if I get any cool recommendations!