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A person skilled in competitive digital sports.
The arena was filled with digital athletes from all over the globe.
As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.
We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.
This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.
The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
He be havin Athletic Scissors.
When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.
A term men use to explain that they work out but to not sound like they are trying to hard
Yeah I just do light athletics here and there, no big deal.
E-athlete, or "electronic athlete"
People who play video games as a sport.
Fat, bald, old men who have nothing to do then play games with 12 year old boys.
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An amazing cheerleading gym owned and run by the best people/coaches. It has banners all around the gym and has won countless competitions over the years. Lee is the backbone of the whole gym and raises confident, poise, and hard working athletes. Margie is the smiling face you see when you walk in the door and runs the whole gym.
“Hey did you see star Athletics just go on?”
“Yea they were so good!”
“Coach Lee was jumping up and down and getting really into the routine. It was pretty funny!”
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Sports training at it's finest. With a ratio of one trainer to 4-5 athletes, you get the perfect training you need for your specific sport. With treadmill, plyometrics, and weight lifting, you are guaranteed an improvement in your sport. A friendly environment for all ages.
Bob: Hey, have you heard of Athletic Republic? It's a great training program. My son loves it! He's much better at football now.
Bill: Oh yeah! I'll give it a shot!
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