a thing that falls out of a tree
Jared: You fell out of a tree, what are you, an acorn?
A is for acorn
B is for bunch of acorns
C is for copious amounts of acorns
D is for dont fucking touch my acorns
E is for every acorn
F is for fuck you those are my acorns now
G is for get away from my acorns
H is for here have an acorn
J is for joking give me back my acorn
K is Kill anyone who takes my acorns
L is for let this joke die
M is for more acorns
N is for no more acorn jokes
O is for OMG stop with the acorns
P is for please let me die! Oh god is this hell!
Q is for Quit. I should have done that long ago.
R is for Really! Again!!!
S is for Seriously leave my acorns alone.
T is for Thanks, and this had been my ted talk.
Boy came up, and acorned the alphabet.
"What did we learn in class today?"
Kids - "acorn"
When a man slaps you with his #BabyDick. Also see Mushroom Stamp.
Last night I gave my date an Acorn Kiss.
The biggest piece of shit ever
Dammit this stupid Acorn Metal Toilet clogged on me!
when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn
...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool
When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac
My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag
someone who looks like they yam acorns for a living
izzy is an acorn yammer