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Adam

The best of the best cause he is the first. Very good looking no matter what he got on. Knows what to say and at the right time. Whatever you do though. Dont ask why. But eventually youll get the answer your looking for.

I just on my way home. And bam Adamed!!

by Sunriseskye July 16, 2017

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Adam

Usually a really slick player. Will never settle down. Untrustworthy and unfaithful when in a relationship. Gets around.

Person: Did you hear Adam cheated on his girlfriend with her best friend?

by Ariel199413 May 31, 2016

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A tall dude that has dark curly hair. Not only does he look good, but he also behaves perfectly. A funny guy overall. Might actually steal your girlfriend in the process, which shows how flawless he is. He also knows how to crack a good joke whenever needed. He's as athletic as it gets. However, you better have an Adam on your side, never against you...

This Adam dude right there is the definition of awesomeness !

by UnaLataDeMaiz November 30, 2021

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


adam

Adam is an asshole

adam should die in a ditch
oof

by SEXY BEAST TO LICK January 7, 2020

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A certified head-ass, dumb-ass, as well as bitch-ass. Well worth your time if you don't mind catching ligma, he is contagious. He(or she,they) should have an Adam's Apple, if they do not, they are wild Adam's. The common Adam has frat style apparel. They can be easily identified by the hat. If they do not have a hat or dress like a frat boy, they are also wild and caution should be used. An Adam should surprise you, and they might scare you. You will find them at high schools, colleges, coffee shops, sport apparel stores, urban areas, and the such. In their free time, they play a lot of video games with occasionally twitch streaming and like to drive safely in a compact sedan. Let the Adam come to you and he will be more passive.

An Adam: "I heard so-and-so went to the hospital."
You, slightly panicked: "Wait what, are they okay?!"
An Adam: "Yeah just some chronic Ligma."
You, the naive one: "What's Ligma?"

Must I finish?

by wezbet March 4, 2019

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A fucking dumbass bitch who likes fucking people in the ass. He is super gay and trans he likes to fuck old ladies and men after pushing them down the stairs because they said he is ugly and has no fucking life. His two best friends Jack and Erika are amazing and so nice to him but really he is a shitty person who the only girl who would ever like him is his mum who really, he is adopted.

"OMG I FUCKING HATE ADAM"

by Marblemaestro June 29, 2022

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A vegan

β€œWhy isn’t that guy eating meat”
β€œHis name is Adam”

by Littlelepricon March 24, 2019

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž