Alana Smith

Most important name originated. Hottest lesbian know to mankind. Has the ability to turn any straight bitch (me). Really fucking hot by the way. Often has cool tattoos. Makes you want to fuck on top of Lamborghini Huracàn LP 610-4. Gets you wetter than a firefighters water hose. She's also really fucking hot etc.

I'm straight as fuck but I'd lick Nutella off of Alana Smith on top of a Lamborghini Huracán LP 610-4.

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P4 Alana

A loser that spends 7 years not talking in an attempt to make friends. A P4 Alana will often fail at most things in life as they are not that intelligent. However, despite what some people think they are quite normal.

P4 Alana has left the chat.

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alana champion

coolest bitch eva
best friends with lily rose depp (johnny depp & vanessa paradis' daughter

"have you heard of Alana Champion? She's so sick!"

"yeah, she's so unique! she doesnt give a fuk about what people think"

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dirty alana

The Dirty Alana is when you stand upside down and suck a guys dick covered in honey while someone is playing the bongos 2 feet away.

Last night I did The Dirty Alana with Jake, there was honey everywhere!! But the music was nice.

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kyle and alana

they cutest couple ever! they are always having fun, no matter the situation and they love each other very much. you'll often see his hand around her waist and both of them smiling. they are perfect for eachother!

love perfection forever happiness awesome kyle and alana

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alana

a hoe that needs to close her legs it smells like goddamn mr.crabs butthole clean it before your boyfriend chad cheats on you with another hoe

chad: i cant be with my girl anymore friend:why? chad: shes being a alana

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alana leduc

Your guide on how to laugh loud in 3 million different ways.

Alana Leduc - Your guide on how to laugh loud in 3 million different ways.

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