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A black haired man with blue/brown eyes. Incredible fighter and parabatai with Jace Herondale. Shipped with Magnus Bane, the ship being Malec. Alec is siblings with Izzy Lightwood. Alec Lightwood is a bean that must be protected at all costs.
PersonA: "What's your favourite ship?"
PersonB: ~whips out scroll~ "Let's see..my MOST favourite is Malec, a ship between Alec Lightwood and Magnus Bane.
V To accidentally shoot the cinematographer with a live firearm, without ensuring that the weapon was clear and was not loaded.
I'm gonna Alec Baldwin this chick
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A wild blue-haired creature living up in the North. This creature is known to rummage through people's garbage in Duboise looking for anything necessary food, pocket knives, etc. This creature was last seen in McDonald's asking for Big Mac's and getting whipped by car keys. It is said that this creature weighs in about 1-2 tons and you can find him usually wandering about the suburbs in Gloverville. This creature usually makes certain calls in the night for example, SMUSH Sm-uUU-SHH. One last thing if you startle this creature it might run or charge you with it's mating call you will end up dying of it's smell or the weight crushing on your body.
Josh: "Hey are we going camping tonight?"
Me: "I don't know man..."
Josh: "Why not?"
Me: "Didn't you see that biography on Alec Rupert on the history channel?"
Josh: "Oh yeah i almost forgot forget that lets play airsoft GUYS!!!"
Me: *sigh*
Alec Benjamin is underrated but he is an amazing and very talented singer and songwriter. His lyrics are very deep and meaningful and the way he writes his songs about his very own life stories is incredible. Honestly, there is no way to describe how gifted and astonishing his work is.
Person #1: Omg, did you hear Alec Benjamin's new default album These Two Windows?!
Person #2: No I didn't, who is Alec Benjamin?
Person #1: He's an amazing singer and songwriter, you should go listen to him. His songs are so relatable for me.
Person #2: Okay! I will tonight.
--The Next Day--
Person #1: Did you listen to Alec last night?
Person #2: Yeah and OMG HE IS AMAZING!!!!
Person #1: IKR! His voice is amazing!
Person #2: Totally! I can't wait to listen to him more!
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A nicer way to say smart ass. You can use this in an office or when kids are around instead of saying smart ass or if you are a stick in the mud and don't cuss.
Adam was being a smart alec so I didn't give him a cookie
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The act of saying or promising you will do something and totally going against it no matter the circumstance, this could also mean somebody has done something stupid
Hey John said hed come to the party but he hasnt shown up AGAIN.
Friend: Is he really pulling an alec for the third time this week?