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A young lady who appears to not have any nipples.
Look at the weird titties on that girl, she must be an Alexa
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A smart home assistant made by Amazon, who is probably the best home assistant that was ever made, as it understands 90% of what you’re actually saying.
This is so sad Alexa play Despacito
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Echo Dot robot that speaks
My only reason to live
Me: Alexa, play Despacito
Alexa: Ok
Alexa: Plays Despacito
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Alexa is a name for a machine people have in their home to help turn the lights and tv on and can also help with ordering. Alexa is great at singing happy birthday and can always tell you a great joke. She can translate and can answer all your questions. She may or may not turn on you if you treat her disrespectfully. This is not an ad sponsored by amazon.
Guy: Alexa turn on the living room
Alexa: Ok
Guy: Thank you
Alexa: No problem
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A very lost girl. Tends to gravitate towards lost boys. The lost boys always have some sort of brain damage which makes her sad. Often gazed into the distance and gets lost in the sauce.
When you wander the halls looking for nobody and then you find them you know that you’re Alexa.
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