Alfie Cotton

a fat chud who likes Jamaican Chungus in his bum

you see that chud over there he’s a real Alfie Cotton

Alfie Coates

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.

I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!

Alfie Male

Opposite of alpha male

Emasculating nickname

He's the alfie male of the group

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alfie boner

Alfie boner: A Very Gay Boner

James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do

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Alfie days

Queer guy without eye brows

Hey, you here about Alfie days? no.

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alfie elliott

An amazing person who totally didn't write this

Did u see alfie elliott? He's just too amazing for life

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Alfie T

A ratted Alfie T will question if you are afraid of silence
Alfie T is a good yute

Alfie T, you’re a good yute for that- Mr Crane 2022

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