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when your eating a girl out and she pisses in your mouth
I was eating this girl out last night and she did The Alison Staples
Alison is an amazing, good looking girl. She is so thoughtful, and is super kind. Typically, her cousin Judy loves chocolate, and so does she. She is such a great friend and she loves to do gymnastics. She is amazing in general!
OMG Alison is so good at back handsprings!!!
Alisons have famously large bladders. Can hold up to seven quarts.
Wow, Alison is a hott cutie. Did you hear her bladder holds seven quarts?
Careful, despite her cute face, incredible body and hypnotising baked goods, she'll quickly kill a man for touching her beloved map.
Happiest playing in poo and bothering local hedgehogs.
I've feel like a right Alison, I'm covered in poo!
She’s not so perfect, as a matter of fact she’s hated by most. Pretty weird if you ask me.
“Ew she’s such an Alison”
“FR”
When you meet an Alison the first thing that crosses your mind is “damn Alison is a treesh”.
Fuck Alison