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Allan is a fucking pedo ! Brought him near my children and could pull him out the room when he was with them !
I’m going to baby sit, No allan no diddy !
Allan is a rare type of human. He is a kind soul that loves to be kind to the people around him.
He is the best father figure you could ask for. Respect him and you will understand the complexity within him.
A good-looking dude who always thinks of others first. He will make you laugh all the time.
You'll never see anyone like him. Allan is fond of stealing your soul, and he does it by looking at you. Even though his eye's colour aren't that rare, his way of staring at you is extremely rare. Once you look at him, you fall in a deep questioning, resulting in falling in love with him. Whoever you are, he will grab you, and basically snatch who you were.
You will suffer. Don't met Allan please, I personally have been cured of the presumption to think that, somewhence, I will be free.
- I love Allan with all the cells of my existence.
- Ah, Allan, if I could only make your dear heart ache one little minute of each day as mine does every day and all day long...
Allan is the type of guy who will lend you their Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time 3ds version while talking about staring at a light while sneezing. If you're Allan doesn't do this that probably means they are not one of the real ones and hate themselves. I mean, this Allan still hates themselves but at least they own (owned) The 3ds version of Ocarina of Time :/.
"Do you play legend of Zelda?" "No, my name isnt Allan."
The master of anything and everything VIP.
Oh damn. Allan got VIP and stole my girl again.
Esteemed puffle collector and hype beast
Greg: Wow look at that menagerie of Supreme Puffles bro
Lucy: I know bro, such an Allan
A man with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Allan walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Allan sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Allans are sex itself.
Did you see that hot mf allan walk in here?