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The only FDA-approved diet pills sold at GNC. Gives you explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea, therefore, stay fat, its not worth it
Person 1: "Hey, whatever happened to Fat Jen?"
Person 2: "She's trying to get un-fat, so she's been on the toilet since Saturday"
Person 1: "But, it's thursday"
Person 2: "Yeah, I guess she's trying out that new crap called Alli"
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a girl who ate twenty-one miniature three musketeers bars and it wasn't a joke she ate that many and thought what the heck that wasn't a good idea.
bro, i'm gonna go into full ally mode on this 1 gallon of orange juice
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Hot, sexual orientated being, like a drug, physically attractive, can't forget kind of person. Will rock your world.stunningly beautiful full of life!
I've got the ally curse! I need an ally fix. Love me some ally! I was with ally last night and she rocked my world
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Ally is a woman that will steal your heart. She likes rough, hair pulling dirty nights in the sheets. Yet classy and dignified in public. She is someone with dark auburn hair and honey brown eyes. She's got a sharp mouth and dangerous curves. Once you've had a taste you will never be able to think about anything else.
I have to have Ally.
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A very independent girl who asks nothing out of anyone. She's very cautious when it comes to meeting new people and doesn't allow anyone in. She's a risk-taker and loves adventure, but sometimes just chilling with a couple good friends smoking a joint is better than going out and partying for the night. She's funny, very loyal, and a little slow but that's why everyone loves her. She's more of one of the guys
You're not Ally enough to chill with me
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What the USA calls countries it has previously defeated in wars.
"Well, looks like since they caught Saddam, Iraq's gonna join our list of allies: England, France, Spain, Mexico, Japan, Italy, Texas, etc."
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A person named Ally is smart, funny, loyal , caring and generous. She never gets mad at people and can always put someone in a good mood. Shes always giving and never taking from anyone. She has gorgeous long blonde hair and a great personality. Ally is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet.
Ally is the best person you will ever meet !
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