I almost dropped my chicken.

The name for an inside joke of an inside joke.

First friend: “What are you guys talking about?”
Second friend: “Oh, don’t worry about it. I almost dropped my chicken.”
Third friend: “LOL” *high five*

That's Almost Enough For Fish 'n Chips

1.) A statement used to describe an inadequate sum of money, even if it is a large amount that would more than adequately pay for something.

2.) A statement used to express sarcasm at an absurd notion.

3.) A statement that can describe any amount of anything.

Alternate pronunciation: "You're just short of fish 'n chips!"

That's almost enough for fish 'n chips!

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National Throw Almost Short People Day

This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.

Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*

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A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.

Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.

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Team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

The true side of the Twilight team/ side debate.

Margaret: Hey Josh what team are you on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

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I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

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