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Man that lady's ass is bigger than my future, I love America.
The fat kid brought a gun to school because America is great.
4👍 2👎
America is one of the most amazing girls you’ll ever meet. She’s great at sports, beautiful, and hilarious. She is definitely an m.v.p
Hey look it’s America, she just made another half court!
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Shit country. The people have no respect and are all fat racists. Their accents are fucking annoying and their tv is crap. They think they're better than Britain but they're not because they're all hopeless beggars who wouldn't even have their country if it wasn't for us amazing brits.
Person: Wow america sure is shit
American: no America the best all hail Donald trump *stuffs face with cheeseburger*
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a country that gives birth to, Cancer, Aids, Liberals, Socialists, Capitalists and SJW's
Hobbies include,
Faking terrorist attacks, invading other countries, Supporting jews and calling countries that oppose them "Radical terrorists" and later invading them.
America is also the Birthplace of Aids, inventor of nuclear bombs and Autism
Average IQ: 50
Hey man where you from?
MURICA.
America.
5👍 3👎
A unique country in both excellent and tragic ways, generally perceived as a pushover, bully-filled land of ignorant obese people and rednecks by those particularly unfamiliar with the country (though they are partially correct). Currently facing immense debt to other nations (particularly China), a long economic recession, steadily rising currency inflation, military overspending, a weak education system, and massive troop deployments in the Middle East without an end in sight. President is Barack Obama, Senate is controlled by Democrats while House is controlled by Republicans (which means shit don't happen fast). Not what it could've been, but not the shithole people'd like to think it is.
The general concession that Americans are all uneducated conservatives is about as true as the citizens of any other country.
10👍 9👎
A place where 80% of its population are guaranteed to be fat, stupid, and lazy.
Asking a person from America for help is like asking a monkey relationship advice.
10👍 10👎