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Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.
They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.
ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"
House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."
When someone really don't want you to go with them but they offer anyways knowing you absolutely cannot go ,that's an empty invitation and it makes them feel good cuz at least they offered.
My boyfriend's such a jerk he's always offered me empty invitations so he thinks that makes him a good guy.
Phrase used when your mates dog it and don't invite you to a particular event, inclusive of even family dinners and all other outings ( got fucking invite is a popular variation )
Person 1: I went out to the new Thai place past night
Person 2 : got invite
Person1 : it was a family thing ....
Person 2 : family thing that I didn't get invite too
A hole that the bearded boyfriend noticed for the first time in your girfriends pants.
"I have a hole in my pants honey, I can't go out like this." "Looks like an Amish Invite to me, blow out the lantern.."
inviting someone to an event without the intention of them showing up.
I know her bridesmaid doesn't like me, but she could have at least sent me a ghost invite to her wedding.
Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.
Person 1: *laughs evily*
Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"
Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"
Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"
Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
Noun - a traffic term for drivers in Atlanta, Georgia when they leave more than a full car length between their car and the next car in front therefore inviting other drivers to merge in.
Passenger: that jerk just cut you off!
Driver: nah that was my fault. I gave him an Atlanta invitation