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may be very gorgeous but don't let that fool you. shes a giant a-town slut that sucks her own cousins dick. she's been with mostly everyone in the school, and despite the fact that she has a boyfriend she has an entire vault of dick pics on her phone.
OMG what an angelina
I heard that she sucks dick for free.
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Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."
"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."
"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
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the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.
Angelina Jolie is so hot.
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The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.
Yep, she's that good.
Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
Angelina Jolie. What else can you say?
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She is the most beautiful woman alive. Her best work as an actress may have been as "Lisa" in "Girl, Interrupted" and "Gia" as the title character. She should also be noted for her dedication to philanthropic work, even going so far as to adopt children from impoverished countries.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
It's just not fair that Angelina Jolie gets to be so beautiful.
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an incredibly talented, sexy, hot actress/mother/UN Ambassador/community worker person/whatever the hell else she does...
i am a straight female and i would do her. she is that hot.
Straight Teenage Boy: i cant hang out tonight coz im gonna watch Original Sin tonight so i can see Angelina Jolie naked.
Straight Teenage Girl: Awesome! can i watch with you???
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Angelina is An Angsty Angel.
Womanish soft plus Manly rough
Mysterious yet Visible
Vicious yet Loving
Cool yet Hot
Tough yet Tender
a Babe yet a Mother
Bittersweet,
Angelina is the epitome of a Walking Contradiction.
angelina jolie going to the poverty stricken country riding a motor bike...thats an ulimate Angsty Angel
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