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Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
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whem someone apears to be dummy...
You are so dummy, you have the iq under the subway.
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(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."
Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?
Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.
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Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November
Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day
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A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed
You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.
When gay mods on r/dankmemes like your post.
Dang it the mods went "You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes" on me.
The ultimate insult, all "No Us" and Reverse Cards do NOT work on this, this will vanquish the opponent to the shadow realm, forever damned to eternal suffering.
John: Your granny tranny
Nick: *smiles* do you are have stupid
John: *fades away, sent to the shadow realm
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