you have the iq under the subway

whem someone apears to be dummy...

You are so dummy, you have the iq under the subway.

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Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

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tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November

Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

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You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes

When gay mods on r/dankmemes like your post.

Dang it the mods went "You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes" on me.

do you are have stupid

The ultimate insult, all "No Us" and Reverse Cards do NOT work on this, this will vanquish the opponent to the shadow realm, forever damned to eternal suffering.

John: Your granny tranny
Nick: *smiles* do you are have stupid
John: *fades away, sent to the shadow realm

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you shouldn't have done that

A popular sentence of one creepypasta.If you hear this sentence you should know you're already dead, "you can't run,beacuse i will sneak up on you and capture you."" So you better watch your back."

Ben Drowned:You shouldn't have done that
1 victim:Dead

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