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A day where you owe anyone named Aspen a meal. If you don't, you will have to owe them a meal plus some interest.
Larry forgot to feed Aspen on National Feed Aspen Day, so now he owes them 2 meals.
An Aspen Casserole is a form of sexual foreplay involving (specifically) ball-point pens and someone’s ass with some form of casserole (preferably sweet potato casserole, although any casserole will do). Delicious if you try it twice - don’t knock it until you try it. Mmmmm
Hey Liz, would you like to go enjoy a warm, Aspen Casserole with me on this fine afternoon?
Slang for a big dick that has been inside of many dead mothers
Bro Jerry’s got an Aspen’s dick
Aspen fuller is a loyal friends. She is vv pretty and sesreves the worl
Aspen fuller is amazing.