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An insult that has to be one of the most overused on the ENTIRE planet! It has no power behind it at all. It all got flushed down the toilet years ago.
That guy in the produce department is an ass, he stared at minte for 2 hours while I was shopping!
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When you have sat/layed down and don't have the ability to get back up. This can happen in many ways. Ie:obesity, being stoned, extreme cases of laziness and even after getting rocked in a fist fight.
Dude, that last bowl just assed me. I can't get that brew for you.
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An insignificant amount of something. The object in question is placed in the blank. Comes from the term ass change
Girl 1: I just ate a whole box of cookies!
Girl 2: How many cookies are in a box?
Girl 1: 10.. but they're big cookies!
Girl 2: That's it? That's ass-cookies!
Dude 1: I had to read so much for SOSC last night
Dude 2: How much?
Dude 1: 40 pages of Marx' Communist Manifesto
Dude 2: Thats it? Dude, that's ass-Marx.
Floridian: It's so cold outside!
Chicagoan: What's the temperature?
Floridian: 40 degrees with wind-chill
Chicagoan: That's not cold, that's ass-weather!
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a thing you saywhen dealt a bad hand in poker.
you are dealt a 5H 9D 2C JackS and AceH.
This is a hand that can be refered to as ass.
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a place too hide your pot or illegal drugs, as long as the police don't do a cavity search
he man my ass is loaded, i should go smoke some ass dope
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sex done with another couple at your back sexing themselves up also there for you are ass to ass
ya we are ass to ass ya our asses are touching and its not even gay
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