Time Attack

1. An act of racing against time or a deadline to establish how fast a certain goal can be covered or done.

2. A form of competition in which an athlete races against the clock to establish how fast he or she can cover a given distance.

NOTE: This is also the same thing as Time Trial.

1. I'm not going through a time attack on anything unless I'm sure I know what I'm doing.

2. Drag Racing involves going for a time attack.

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Steiner’s Attack

An attack that would save us all

(Downfall)

“Dont worry, Steiner’s attack will save us.”

Scanic Attack

n.
: The sudden onset of fear, terror, and impending doom when you finally hear a good song while scanning stations on your car radio, which results in you clumsily thrusting your fat finger toward the scan button before the station is lost forever.

I finally found a station not playing Katy Perry, and had a total scanic attack and plowed into the back of a tractor trailer.

pop attack

when your eating poptarts and you come upon the sudden realization that you must have more, thus comsuming the entire box

"dude, i had a bogus Pop attack this morning, i feel hella sick"

Swag Attack

A word used when someone is feeling an overload of confidence. It also sounds cool to shout it out on the dance floor, magically making a hoard of hot chicks swarm around you. Use it wisely.

"Someone call 911, I think I'm having a SWAG attack!"

satiety attack

when u binge on a huge meal and afterward you're overwhelmed by remorse and tell yourself you'll never touch another morsel of food again

On the way back from the gym I pigged out at Burger King and then I went home and had this massive satiety attack.

Chav attack

When you are walking down the road or entering and leaving the local shops premises and are randomly verbally abused or physically attacked by a group, consisting of a number of chavs and / or chavettes, for no other reason than their ignorance, lack of intelligence and education.

Be aware that they are pack animals and therefore will only attack in groups as a chav is a complete wus when on their own.
Although chavs believe that demonstrating this behaviour in front of other chavs gains them street cred, in reality it only gives these vermin ASBOstatus.

One may say, "Yesterday evening I was Chav attacked while exiting the local offy for legally purchasing alcoholic beverages solely for myself and not illegally purchasing alcohol for the under-age marauders congregated in the vicinity.