When two men, each with two penises, tie their penises together into a pretzel shape. (Very rare.)
This guy's Grindr profile says he's looking for another dude to Auntie Anne him.
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Any woman who will eagerly act against the interests of all women. Her actions are typically driven by a desire to appease the conservative men in her life and/or to advance the will of Christofacists.
This total Auntie Amy just gleefully voted to wipe out the individual right to bodily autonomy of all American women.
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Intercourse and other sexual acts with an extremely attractive middle aged Nurse or Doctor. i.e sex with a MILF Nurse or Doctor.
Alwin enjoys being prescribed and administered a course of aunty-biotics by his doctor.
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auntie g is the most amazing person you'll ever meet! she's amazing from india and has THE BEST curry ๐คชโค๏ธ
her favourite song is ยฃ1 fish and she's always down to party with the betas ๐
she always buys the best ยฃ1 fish for her betas and never EVER forgets the bleach in her signature dish (curry) ๐๐
she's married to uncle g but will ALWAYS divorce wife for you daling ๐
a:"did you try auntie g's curry yesterday?"
b: "yez daling we're all her curry munchers"
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to not be scared of being loved by somebody as opposed to love somebody (which is easy)
"aunty Jane told me to not be scared of being loved, fully desired, adored, appreciated"
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Aunty theory is a globally accepted and proven theory according to which all brown girls after the age of 21 are categorized as aunties.
Someone's 21st birthday and now they are officially an aunty.
She is an aunty according to the aunty theory.
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