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A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.
"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"
"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"
"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."
Shaving your genitals, landscaping “down under”.
Hey man, are you gonna fuck that girl?
Yea, right after I do some australian landscaping.
When a man wraps a snake around his foot and proceeds to kick a tarantula up a girls ass.
Man 1: I’m sorry to here your wife died, how did it happen?
Man 2: Oh we were Australian Kickboxing and the spider bit her.
Coming in extremely late to relieve a co-worker
Jen was working real late because the0 bloke after her gave her an Australian relief.
A large group of men start shooting their load and saying crikey
Person 1: Hey did you see what happened to Hannah yesterday
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She was the focal point of an Australian Bukkake
When you stick your tongue in your lovers butt while they pass gas.
My lover gave me an Australian Wind and it vibrated my tongue
A freaky term for anal sex.
Used as underground slang in the FGC (Fighting game community)
Steve gave Rip the australian Guacamole.