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When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.
While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.
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The act of miming cooking a pancake in a frying pan with a nonchalant expression, then flipping the imaginary pancake into the air and watching it rise indefinitely.
There was an awkward moment last night, so my room-mate made an awkward pancake.
When opening a car door at the same time and on the same side as the person in a car next to you. Then you just pause and wait for eachother to either close it or open it all the way but nobody moves at all causing an awkward situation especially if you don't know the other person.
In a parking lot, you try to get into your car and slightly open the door but at the same time someone is trying to get out of their car on the same side as you and you don't know what to do! door awkwardness...
One of the many noticeable characteristics of My Chemical Romance's bassist, Mikey Way.
Often make fangirls go "awwww" and "he's so adorbs!" and influence teenagers to change to an awkward stance to show support for Mikey Way. Girls love awkward, nerdy guys with crooked knees, apparently.
Usually the butt of Mikey Way jokes on Tumblr, next to his remarkable Poker Face, Unicorn addiction, and of course, his gentleman-like attitude (edited photos with him in a top hat, eye piece, and moustache.)
Head, shoulders, awkward knees and toes, awkward knees and toes.
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That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else. It usually leads to wishing arms could be pulled off and then put back on afterwards.
*after trying to settle into a comfortable spooning position* uh oh, it's the return of AWKWARD ARM!!!
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The morning after a sleepover or party when you and your friends have a really deep conversation and the next morning is so awkward because the only thing you can say is "So, do you want pancakes for breakfast or something?"
*LATE NIGHT
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way
*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts
Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast
When you go for a poo and said poo gets lodged in the U-Bend and doesn't move upon flushing.
Duncan went for a poo so big that it got lodged. He went downstairs and said to Steve "I could do with some help, I've just had an awkward poo."