bap

A back-handed slap unleashed with slightly less force than a traditional slap and renowned for its stealthy deployment. Often used to whack an unsuspecting person in the nuts.

I casually walked by James at the water cooler and gave him a solid bap in the nuts. He immediately crumpled to the ground.

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bap

The 'bap' is like the 'crack' i.e. what is going on at the present time. Use in affectionate questions to be pandered about between friends.

Q: 'What's the bap? Much bap going on? Any significant bap on the horizon?'

A: 'Considerable bappage is going down...'

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Baps

A male friend, aquaintance or enemy who is slightly over weight but has huge fat breasts or extraordinarily big man boobs, easily noticable through a t-shirt due to the boobs magnitude.

Derived from bread baps which tend to be large, round and doughy.

Tom:That chubby guy David has got some huge Baps on him, they must be at least a 34G.

Jake:Yes you are correct those Baps make his jacket look like spandex, perhaps he should cut down on the pies?

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Bap

To masturbate,to rub it, to whack it.

After she rejected me I was so horny I had to BAP OFF to some porn.

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baboo bap bap baboo

Something that Jeffy says while imitating hurricanes.

Jeffy: Baboo bap bap baboo.
Mario: WHAT!?

BAP

Blonde and proud.
Usually used to define a moment when a blonde does something so stupidly funny that you release your boals, spit milk out your nose or pull a muscle from laughter.

JB. "Dude were you at that party yesterday, Stacy got wrecked and woke up on a plane with a newly adopted mongolian baby called hoe-chi-mein."
PK. "Man, what a bap"
JB."I know"

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baps

Slang for McDonalds, the American fast-food chain. Derived from the butchered pronunciation of the restaurant's name by it's mostly illiterate workforce. "Hi welcome to bapbonalds how can I help you?" Bapbonalds has since been shortened to baps.

Anyone want to hit up baps with me? I could really use a McChicky right about now.

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