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you got basted

It when the baser touches something smelly or gross Like your foot or some other body part normally not discovered ect. And then brushes the other person normally wife or girlfriend in face front and back with your hand while saying "you got basted."

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

the basting can be blocked by the victim, if the victim can block one or more of the brush strokes the the actor must "re-dip" or the basting does not count

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

by nickv12 July 24, 2011

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Black Boy Basted/Blasted

the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.

Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! Iโ€™m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. Iโ€™m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they donโ€™t suspect anything.

by ohsooriginal June 23, 2019


Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

by moosir2u September 22, 2011

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Basting

When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.

"Last night Jason gave me a thorough basting."

by JP Clifford March 4, 2017


Basting

The act of both males simultaneously urinating in each end of the female participant while performing the Spitroasting sex act.

Hey Rick, this spitroast is about done. She needs a Basting before we Glaze her.

by Laser Dick Rick May 18, 2024


Basting

The act of fucking a pregnant chick and nutting as deep as you can in her with no condom so as to bast the child inside

"Yo I can't believe you fucking a pregnant chick."
"Yea man I've been basting that little fuck for a while now"

by Peckerpuller69 January 13, 2020


Basting

dry, bland meat. The technique requires brushing liquid onto the roast with a pastry brush. Pan drippings, stock, watered down marinade and herbed butter are usually used to baste.

Many cooks believe that basting is an inaffective way to achieve a crispy roast and takes longer to cook, but there are many experienced cooks who disagree. It all depends on how skilled you are and the type of method you used. The gentler the meat cooks, the juicer. Basting contains fat and protein which helps brown the roast.

You can achieve a crispy crackling roast and maintain it's natural juices. Once the meat begins to give off liquid which is usually half way into cooking time, baste it with the juices from the bottom of the pan and return to the oven, you may baste again if required. Once the roast is fully cooked, remove from oven and allow to cool.

Gordon Ramsay: "Why does the turkey look like my grandmas face, did you start basting it half way?"
Chef : "Yeah I did"
Gordon Ramsay: "It is so burnt it looks like Ghandhi's sandals, i bet you basted it while it was cooling down"
Chef: "Just a little"
Gordon Ramsay: "You f***** idiot, don't you that once the roast is finally out of the oven, you can't baste it anymore"
Chef meh: " Oh"
Gordon Ramsay: "My grandmas face looks better than what you just dished out"

by Nitpicking over pettycash March 24, 2018