hmong baddies

they are an ethnic group of baddies who happen to be hmong... they have to be the hottest race out there besides the jews(for obvious reasons involving ovens). they be epitome of deliciousness. boobies like sushi and an ass as hard as uncooked ramen noodles.

if you ever see an hmong baddie, i suggest running towards the closest bathroom because your cock is probably about to explode and spray cum everywhere like an out of control firehose. These bitches are strong enough to make any dakota armstrong blast cum out of every orifice.

context: a hmong baddies walks past 2 gigachads.

gigachad 1: look at that ethnic group of people who primarily live in china and southeast asia who happen to have an alluring appearance. she sure is an ethnic person who primarily lives in china and southeast asia who happens to have an alluring appearance.

gigachad 2: i already lost no nut november and its fucking may.

Baddie Angel

The cutest being to ever exist. She is guaranteed to make you feel happy from how cute she is. She's always there for someone when they are feeling bad, and will always make sure they feel loved and appriciated. Did I mention that she's cute? She will always deny her cuteness, but that just makes her cuter.

You: LOOK! It's Angel! She's so cute!
Baddie Angel: NOT CUTE!
Everyone else has a heart attack from cuteness

baddie poo

An icon, so aesthetic poopie soppy doiog doo 😘😍😍😍😍😍🫶🥰🥰

someone : SHES A BADDIE POO LOOK
she : I know right pookie.

Tiona The Baddie

Tiona the Baddie is someone who is the baddest gworl on earth, she slays every single day and is always on point and another definition of Tiona The Baddie is literally Tiona

Yo! Do you see Tiona The Baddie?
Him: Yes! She’s the baddest baddie on earth

baddie comebacks

Shitty overused comebacks.

Person 1: you’re ugly.
Person 2: im not a mirror!
Person 1: not the baddie comebacks.

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Baddy Buddy

Homosapien male that orally services another male's anal region while the male that is receiving the oral is having intercourse with a female.

Eugenio (the Baddy Buddy) licks the ass of his friend while his friend is banging out his wife.

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Bitty Baddies

“Bitty” (adj.) meaning small. “Baddies” (noun) commonly used in video gaming refers to bad guys.

Small Bad Guys

Little Villains

Tiny Evil-Doers

Art series by US artist, Jody Parmann, where she re-creates real and imagined villains as sweet faced babes... because nobody is born ‘bad.’

The library storytime was invaded by bitty baddies. They left chaos and destruction in their wake.

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