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A person, male or female, sexually attracted to badge-wielding authority figures.
Ellen: That cop was hot!
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.
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When someone licks their thumb, and stamps another on the forehead.
Synonymous with stupidity, and wankers
p1: Whats a Noddy Badge??
p2: **stamps person with Noddy Badge**
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A badge worn by males to show that you have a RB, when your erection has finished you take the badge off. Usually used during lessons at school the pass the time. And as a competition between students, they are timed and it is seen who has had the longest at the end of the term
Josh: Ooh got an RB
Rob: Where's the RB badge guys
Danny: Here it is
Luke: I'll time it
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Love bite
When someone marks you as their territory by sucking on your neck or other visible area, leaving a sign to other potential suitors that you have recently had relations
An ugly purple bruise that happens when someone sucks on an area of skin with gusto, bursting the capillary blood vessels just below the surface
An off putting sign that is usually seen on teenagers and adolescents. Often worn as a badge of honour in friendly circles until it drives away the wearers next would be date with revulsion.
A way for sluts to mark their exploits or conquests.
A way for people to tell that the wearer sleeps around and may not be a suitable safe sexual partner.
Do not let anyone suck on your neck unless you are in a relationship with them.
The same principle as cattle branding, you are owned until the mark heals which can be as long as a month if the person sucking knows what they are doing.
Similar results can be achieved by using a hoover to suck on your neck or pinching and twisting with extreme force bursting the blood vessels just below the skins surface.
Oh shit i never realised the bitch gave me a "nookie badge" until she left. How am i gonna pass this off to my girlfriend?
You - "Babe, i swear it was my mates with the hoover, they pinned me down and attacked my neck"
Babe - "Lying bastard, i know you been with that slut up the street"
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A woman who is only interested in a man because he works for a major tech company. These men often 'forget' to take off their employee badge for Facebook/Google/Apple/etc.
Brad: "Dude, Katie was all over you last night at that organic ice cream parlor in the Mission!!"
Jake: "She was only interested in me after she found out I worked for Uber."
Brad: "What a fucking badge chaser"
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When someon huffs on their work badge before slapping you with it.
I was leaning over Ponyboy's cube when chunk got a badge slap on me.
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Someone in the MMORPG World of Warcraft who collects and hoards Badges of Justice collected out of Heroic and Raid Dungeons.
Falrorgan is almost as much of a Badge Whore as Icebergie.
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