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cake badger

A person with abnormally large front teeth that occasionally enjoys chewing asshole.

"Did you see how Kim was walking? Kanye must be the ultimate Cake Badger"

by ARCWhite March 27, 2014

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square badger

A rent-a-cop, a security guard. From the square shape of their badges to differentiate them from real cops.

I was chillin in the condo's pool with some honeys and a sixer when the f$%#'in square badger came and gave us shit.

by jakv5 January 10, 2005

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crisco and badgers

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

by NightWolf777 May 21, 2007

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badger poison

Slang definition for ejaculatory fluid, derived from the Cinemax After Dark series Co-Ed Confidential.

Lisa was duped into giving Peter head at Bible Camp after he told her he was bit by a badger on his penis. He asked her to suck all of the badger poison out, and she totally did.

by Grundoid June 12, 2008


chest badger

A patch of hair on a man's chest, usually directly between the nipples and centered under the neck. To be a true chest badger, the patch of hair must stand alone and must not connect to any other hair in the chest, back, or shoulder region.

That guy has a fantastic chest badger! It doesn't even connect with his nipple hair!

by FATTYAPPLETOM October 12, 2009

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badger snatch

During homosexual male intercourse; While one man is thrusting on another from behind, the "giver" reaches around and rips out as much pubic hair as he can from his partner. This act is usually performed in prisons as a sign of domination.

Be careful in using this phrase in polite society, it will often make your audience vomit.

Dog why you gotta badger snatch me like that, my dick region is gonna be sore for days now.

by ssafdsasdf July 31, 2007

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Badger's Law

Websites that contain the word "truth" within their URL have no truth in their content. The term was coined in 2016 in response to various posts from crank blogs, such as truthkings, posting pseudoscientific material.

"Hey, check out this post at www.thetruthaboutnasacoveringupthattheearthisflat.com. It really opened my eyes."

"Badger's Law says otherwise."

by JoeDredd September 5, 2016

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