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Vertical Bacon Baguette

Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.

You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!

I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!

by Tubbzeh May 15, 2006

7πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


I don't speak baguette

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.

Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

by thesilentblulemon March 23, 2021

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Oui Oui Baguette Zseni

Zseni but he got infected by the french virus, and has become addicted to wine baguettes and pasta. And now wears a french cap but he also now has a fancy mustache, but that's actually a good thing, mustaches are very pog

"ZSENI GOT INFECTED, HE'S NOW Oui Oui Baguette Zseni"

by Zann McBumberSnazzle May 21, 2021


Bourbon ball bag baguette

A black mans willy

Last night I had a bourbon ball bag baguette.

by Dusty muffin piece January 20, 2017

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Salt my own baguette

Similar to saying "not to brag or anything"

Not to salt my own baguette or anything but i just shoved three eggs in my ass without breaking them.

by Faguette ;) November 1, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


oui oui bonjour baguette

In English (slang) it translates to "my pussy be snatched" commonly used by Instagram model sahar luna

Girl 1: how did it go last night with zayn
Girl 2: oui oui bonjour baguette

Girl 1: OOOOF! tell me all the details

by michaelsbigbooty101 August 1, 2017

3πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


I know this place like I know my baguette

This expression is a derivation of the french expression "I know this place like my pocket" which is an equivalent of " I know this place like the back of my hand" meaning that a person knows really well a place.
Works better if you are french or a baker.

-Do you know where we are?
-Yeah of course. I know this place like I know my baguette.

by ElendV February 17, 2018