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A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!
Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!
Me; Anthony Ramos
My friend; and Cash Baker
TOGETHER; ANTHONY AND CASH
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After getting a slobby knob proceed to dip your hard cock into a bag of cocaine and then ram her in the dook.
I love giving that bitch the "Dusty Baker."
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A famous maker and brand namesake of bongs and water tobacco pipes. A signature piece has the Jerome Baker sticker logo on the top of the bong, proudly displaying the date of creation and the "Made In Oregon" logo.
"That is a nice bong. Looks like a TB-03. Is it a Jerome Baker?"
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A term used to label a joke that is incredibly corny or not-so-funny and/or lame. Originated from students who's teacher would continually say jokes while teaching.
Student: Mr. Baker, it's cold in here!
Mr. Baker: Well there's a warm-up question on the board.
Student: Total baker joke...
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To be involuntarily commited to a mental health treatment facility. The term comes from Florida's Baker Act, which allows authorities such as police to do this.
The stripper was baker-acted for overdosing at the club.
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