time bandit

(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.

Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.

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Twat Bandit

Alternative word for lesbian

"I'll bet she's a right twat bandit!"

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booty bandit

A man in prison who pressures or forcibly rapes another prisoner for anal sex. He's a bandit not because he likes booty but because he steals it.

The Surenos are the worst booty bandits in San Quentin. They turn out every young dude that comes through the gates these days.

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English Bandit

Assholes foreigners obsessed with learning English who will accost you when you visit their country in order to show off their shitty English to their friends and improve their ability to get more "foreign friends" and satisfy their foreigner fetish to show how cool they are. (Anyone who has visited China, Japan, or Korea is generally familiar with the phenomena.)

Dude I can't believe you went to the English corner over there. Do you really think it's worth getting anal raped by English Bandits for an hour just to get some Chinese chicks' numbers?

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backseat bandit

When a shorty perform sexual acts in the back of a hellcat/car.

My last shorty was a backseat bandit. She let a local trap lord with n srt blow her back out behind the 7/11.

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fruit bandit

a person who gets kicks out of throwing fruit at people or cars without getting caught

person 1: did you see da banana get thrown at henrys face the other day
person 2: no did you ?
person 1: no i wana find that fruit bandit tho i hate him
person 2: i know henry got owned tho!

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Beer Bandits

The Beer Bandits are a group of extreme hard asses, whom instead of buying the beer in which they drink, they in fact steal it. Much easier, and now they can afford other important things, such as gum, and gasoline.

Timmy: Man those guys have so much beer! How do they get it all?
Jimmy: They are the Beer Bandits man, THE Beer Bandits
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