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The act of male masterbation that involves playing with one's member somewhat like a banjo (or guitar).
Look mum! That old man's playing his man banjo!
When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.
“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”
the coolest girl ever to walk this earth. sexy as hell.
that girl fanjo banjo is bonerific. i'd chugg over her any day.
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The offspring of people(?) from isolated communities who are married to his/her/?? father/mother/brother/sister/any near relation.
See also inbred, Royal Family
We played Sheerness East today, the banjo players kicked us all over the park!
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When you ejaculate on a womans back while she's sleeping and attach a midget to her back. Therefore forming a strong bond between the midget and her. Making her and the midget resemble the characters from the N64 game Banjo-Kazooie.
"She said she had a headache so I banjo-kazooied that hooker."
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Someone who makes pictures in MSPaint of people and then wacks off constantly.
"Hey look its banjo hands Joe the MSPainting wacker off zorcher"
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It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.
Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady
Later that day....
Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.
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