In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."
When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
A poor design or something that is in bad shape.
That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!
A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.
He’s such a hose barb. Every time an old lady shows up he disappears and comes back with snacks.
A skinny fish stick like creature
You must be a barb fisher
usually used when referring to Barb, a young granny from Ohio awaiting her colonoscopy.
We STAN BARB as she is about to go through a stressful couple of weeks.
“Idfk bro, like slang.”
Type shit; period; she contrack on my contracktions ‘till I barb.
“barb contraacksss!!!”
“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”
“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”
“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”
“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”
“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..
“Hello, barb!”
“Yeah, barb contracks”
“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”