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jesus spent 40 days and 40 nights IN
a baron wasteland
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The leader of any all gay ski team distinguishable because they wear the teams only bright yellow jacket
Man the yellow baron is ripping up the slopes today.
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When you thoroughly go down on your girl, so that she's coming so hard she tries to crack your head like a nut but you don't stop until she pries you off her still throbbing clit or she begs you to stop before she passed out.
Bro 1: Hey, why's your face all beat up?
Bro 2: I went all Baron Munchausen on my girl last night. 3 times. She passed out after number 3. She has wicked strong thighs.
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THE PRETTIEST MOST STUNNING DROP DEAD GORGEOUS BITCH EVER EVEN IF SHE SAYS SHES NOT!?🥰🥰🥰
oh woah looks it’s a MADISON BARON
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someone who is the king "baron" of not having a clue.Who doesnt get what your talking about or trying to explain to them.
male 1-why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side
male 2- I dont get the joke?
male 1- what dya mean you clue baron!!
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The pain and sensitive rawness of one's mouth for a day or two, after eating a frozen pizza too quickly after leaving the oven. Leaving your mouth singed from the molten cheese and tomato sauce.
My case of Red Baron mouth made to eat anything salty the next day, I really should have waited a few more minutes to start eating that frozen pizza.
An individual who has been granted the title of Baron for their heroic actions involving the consumption of large quantities of beer. This individual usually is the last one standing after a long night of consuming cases of beer.
Requirements to obatain the title of Baron:
drink 400 fl. oz. of beer within 2 hours, drunk dial a few people, listen to ipod to recharge, have a partner punch you in the face for strength, repeat for another 2 hours(best achieved on empty stomach)
Daniel: Did you drink that whole case of Shiners last night?
Nick: I think I did.
Daniel: And a case of Samuel L. Jacksons?
Nick: I vaguely remember doing so.
Daniel: And a 12 pack of Bud?
Nick: For breakfast... before I past out.
Daniel: I grant you the title of Beer Baron.
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