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Barrett is a dude who has amazing hair. Loves cool music, shy, kinda country, fun to be around. Barrett’s usually have someone that likes them but they don’t know it. They are close with the person that likes them. Always hangs out with them. Barrett’s crush and friends have nicknames for him. He is soft spoken but around the right people he is very fun and funny.
Barrett: hey (name)! (Insert funny joke)
(Your name): *in your head* has a crush on him but doesn’t want to admit it because you have a flirtatious friendship but don’t know for sure if he likes you back*
Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.
"Don't be a Barrett, you can do better than her"
"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"
-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"
Derived from the collectively gen-z hated joke of a woman, Amy Coney Barrett, a barrett describes a comedically stupid individual.
Person 1: Did you see that kid that told a Native American to go back to her country?
Person 2: Yeah he's an ugly ass barrett, just like his mother
The most epic gamer of all time who is also 10 foot 3 and is in 1st grade
Man dude This sweat is a Barrett get him a coffee mug
The name Barrett is super cool! He is a kind nice buddy, he loves his friends and his dog named Elijah, he isa great person to ever meet! He also has a cat named Micah, If you ever see him scootering at night hide your hamster-Named coooper. His hot babe Tommy rides by his side. He wants to take Emmalynn with him to the graveyard and bury her while Atticus watches and Jackson cries and Atticuhs shoulder.
Barrett is super cool!
Barrett wants to kiss emmalynn
good little kitten :3 such pro gamer uwu boy with big fuzzy testicles he meows so good for me
barrett pls let me fuck u in the ass