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Baseball is a game you play when you're smoking bud where you take a long hit off the pipe,blunt,joint etc. And hold it in till it goes all the way around the circle of potheads and the first person to choke loses
Mary jane-eh man I wanna get really faded
Smokey-eh lets play baseball I bet you'll choke first
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if you 'play baseball' then you like boys. so if youre a girl, youre straight, and a boy, youre gay.
if someone says you 'suck at baseball' they mean you suck dicks and not pussies, so it can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your sex.
if theres a 'baseball tournament' or 'playoff game' coming up, there will most likely be lots of boys having butt secks, and it may be a surprise.
if someone accuses you of 'playin baseball' when in fact you are dont, tell them that you play 'softball' instead.
if you do actually play the sport baseball, some may automatically assume you are gay. when this occurs, prove them wrong by 'playing softball'.
boy 1-"dude, i think he plays baseball. i saw him makin out with a guy after school yesterday."
boy2-"you saw that?! aww man i thought we had finally picked out a good spot."
boy1-"ZOH MA GAWD! i am never talikng to you again, FAG!"
boy-"mom, someone told me i played baseball today. what does that mean?"
mom-"honey, go look it up on urban dictionary."
girl-"so, do you play baseball?"
boy-"HELL no, i play softball, all the way"
girl-"good, because not only do i play baseball, i suck at it too"
boy-"i was hoping you'd say that"
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One of the most boring , and second gayest(next to American Football), sport in the world.
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Contrary to poular belief on the front page.
Australia does NOT play baseball or encourage it in any way. Cricket is a much better sport.
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a marijuana smoking game where the object is to hold your hit in till the pipe bong or joint gets back to you in the circle the person that never blows out the smoke before it gets to them wins and the loses are counted for 2nd and 3rd place. Usually with 2-4 people the more people the harder the game gets. originated in california and now is popular in oregon and washington.
i only have one bowl left are you guys down to play baseball.
I have a bunch of weed but lets play baseball anyways eh?
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the sport with the hottest guys in the school on the team. it's great. girls don't even have to really do anything in the stands but watch! no cheerleading or anything. you can write or paint your nails or whatever, and any time you get the need for some mega sexy images, just look up. for some it's especially good because they're lucky enough to have a boyfriend on the team they're watching.
P1: wow, look at that first basemen
P2: ewww, the pitcher is way hotter
P1: fine you take the pitcher but i'd go to home with the first basemen
P2: suit yourself. the whole team is freaking hot, why pick just one?
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The American version of cricket. Often focused around the MLB (Major League Baseball, mostly american teams) where there are overpaid, underworked "athletes". Most noted for lax restrictions on performance-enhancing drugs in its top players and its likelihood of most players to be on the injured list for injuries that would be laughed at in other sports (cuts, scrapes, strains...etc) Often is very boring, athletes will only play in nice weather (game called on account of rain is never heard in any other sport). Juggernauts such as the yankees, who's team is worth over 1 billion dollars pay for a dream team who rarely performs.
Man 1- Want to go watch the baseball game?
Man 2- I'd rather shoot myself in the foot.
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