Washing Basket

Elite weapon for stealing pelvis and kneecaps

Person 1- washing basket?
Person 2- e

picnic basket

Eeeasy pickins. A girl who would open up for you like a pleasant picnic basket on a fresh spring day. Portable, and everyone gets some of what's inside!

"what a lov-e-ly pic-a-nic basket Booboo!"
"Yogi... You know what the Ranger said."

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basket fuck

A term referred to a sexual favor offered by a prostitute, originally coined as the 'Tijuana Basket Fuck'.

The woman, or prostitute, sits in swing-like device, where the seat has a hole cut out of the bottom. The seat is usually made out of a material that contours the woman’s buttocks, giving it a point-down rounded shape. The hole in the seat is large enough to allow the most important parts of the woman's anatomy, the vagina and anus, to extrude at the bottom most part.

The seat/swing, hanging by a rope, is spun round-and-round, like a rubber band on an old Estes balsa plane, coiling up to allow the 'sitter' to unwind. The woman, sitting in the seat, has her vagina lowered down on the man's penis. As that point, the seat is released, and then the woman starts spinning around and around, using the corded rope as a propellant, gradually lowering herself onto the man's penis.

Sources say that it only takes about 30 seconds to 'lift off'.

Sitting in her rubber tire swing, with the bottom cut out to accomodate Johnny, Matilda spun herself round-and-round, coiling up the rope to unleash a whirlwind pleasure of basket fuck upon Lil' Johnny below.

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Fag basket

1. A gay dude's asshole.

2. Insult to a gay dude.

Jerry takes it in the Fag Basket.

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dick basket

1. (n) a plastic insert made for males use to protect their junk during sports or rough play.

"i need to put on my dick basket before i go to the gym."

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Market Basket

Also known as, the WORST place on Earth to be working at, since it is a concentration camp with people who have to follow every rule of the place no matter how lame/stupid it is, or else they get fired.

Person 1: Hey, where do you work?

Person 2: I work at the concentration camp

Person 1: Oh, you mean Market Basket?

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Man Basket

The skin surrounding the testicles. AKA Scrotum.

I love it when a woman sucks on my man basket.

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